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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man who fell into the lens making machine? He made a spectacle of himself."
Next Joke
"What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so? ""Curses, foiled again!"""
"I screwed up self-checkout at the supermarket and had to ask myself if I could see a manager."
"How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with, ""A man once told me..."""
"2 Jews walk into a bar.... They buy it."
"Why should you never trust an atom? Because they make up everything."
"Love means never having to say you're sorry. Wait, I confused ""love"" with ""being white, middle-class, and male."""
"What's Grey and Comes in Quarts? An Elephant."
"Too many kids crying. I'm never having kids.I'm just gonna adopt an adult who has a job already."
"Why is marriage like thin toilet paper? Because you end up with a ring on your finger."