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Joke of the Day
"What is the Terminators Muslim name? Al Bi Baq"
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"I was stranded in the swamp for days with no food I had no choice but to hunt down large white birds and eat them. Through the whole ordeal, I found myself filled with egret."
"How to handle a one night stand the next morning 1. Put on Titanic 2. He's gone, that's it"
"What do gay horses eat? Heeeeeyyyyyyy"
"how do you know when a prescription is being written for bulimia? when the directions for use say take one pill twice a day"
"Why do people from finland have problems with sex? Because it's hard for them to Finnish."
"Didja hear about the LGBT DJ in Paris who'll only play 50's US rock songs? Yeah - he calls himself ... wait for it ... Cousine Brucie"
"Why is it so hot? I can just feel the sweat roll down kirstie alley's thighs"
"What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to? Elementary :)"
"So I'm Calling random stores & saying ""Hey It's Michael, Screw you guys, I quit!"".... There's got to be a Michael at one of these places..."