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Joke of the Day

"So I'm Calling random stores & saying ""Hey It's Michael, Screw you guys, I quit!"".... There's got to be a Michael at one of these places..."

"...: who do you listen to more? Mummy or daddy? 5y: mummy ...: why? 5y: mummy talks more"

"Tip: Call your baby a normal name Me: Are you still mad your parents called you tip?"

"What was the name of the Polish limo driver? Piccop Andropoff."

"Are you today's date? Cause you're a 10/10"

"Why did the porn-star get hit by a bus? She never saw it coming!!!"

"Only 90's kids will remember this! *plays outside*"

"Alzheimer's joke Knock knock Who's there? To get to the other side!"

"""IS THERE A DOCTOR ON THE PLANE???"" [i stand up super fast & knock myself out on the luggage compartment, requiring another doctor]"

"Yo mama so fat, when she stands next to yo daddy they still in a long-distance relationship."