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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I find myself feeling hopeful for the future of the human race but then I remember there are grown men who like My Little Pony."

"It's sad that we live in a world where we'll add a word to the dictionary if stupid people use it enough."

"Did you hear about the blond who got pregnant? She wasn't sure if the baby was hers!"

"Trump has a change of heart and brings Hillary to his administration As Ambassador to Libya"

"I like my women like I like my viruses. Safely contained on my laptop."

"[coworker starts talking to me at my cubicle] Welp, nice chatting. This is my stop. [puts in earbuds]"

"Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, he gets drunk."

"Dot [limerick] There once was a woman named Dot, who lived off of pig-shit and snot. When she ran out of these, she ate the green cheese, that grew on the sides of her twat."

"If both kids are screaming.... ....both kids are alive. It's science"

"My girlfriend and I are in sync! Like the band. Or soap."