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Joke of the Day

"This question is only for the fellas: You ever kick back in your man cave and think about what a strong feminist ally you are?"

"So... I want Ebola cereal... "

"What do you get when you kiss a sick bird? Cherpies."

"I'd have to say that my biggest downfall was about two flights of stairs."

"""Hey! check out my new ink"" *removes shirt, stands naked* ""Dude!, I don't see anything"" ""It's invisible ink"""

"If the dove is the bird of peace, what's the bird of true love? The swallow."

"Let's use this thread to tell Alabamian jokes... They won't be able to read them."

"What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common? They didn't know their limits"

"I can't wait for thanksgiving. It's an election year so that means there will be at least 4 fist fights and someone's getting disowned."

"Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...? Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!"