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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you kiss a sick bird? Cherpies."

"*makes Transformer sound effects while I put my makeup on*"

"I swallowed my NyQuil with a 5 Hour energy and a latte and now my pet unicorn Steve and I are off to bake cheesecakes."

"I was sending out letters the other day, when all of a sudden I got a paper cut... ...Bloody envelopes!"

"Who shot the sheriff in Jurassic park? DepuT- Rex..."

"We're gonna break the Twitter on Mother's Day with Your Mom jokes, aren't we?"

"What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office? Lost"

"Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place? Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it"

"I have a gay friend but I never recognize him Because he is always in these guys."

"Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin? A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside."