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Joke of the Day
"I'd have to say that my biggest downfall was about two flights of stairs."
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"I know a husband and wife who were happy for a very long time and then they met."
"So I broke up with my German girlfriend. She said I didn't pay enough attention and suggested I attend a concentration camp."
"What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs? Irrelephant."
"My dick was once in the book of world records... But then I got kicked out of the library."
"joke - ghost What did the ghost wearing sox say? Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose !"
"I can do something that Einstein can't. Breathe."
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"I run faster horny than you do scared."
"Emailing professors be like Me: *polite greeting, multiple paragraphs, perfect grammar* Professor: ""sure"" -sent from my iPhone"