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Joke of the Day
"Who ate a lot and conquered Rome? Atilla the Hungry."
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"My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they're more brave than I am."
"Nothing like an 8:00 meeting on a Monday morning to remind you that your best years are behind you."
"How does the enthusiastic man eat his hot dog? With relish."
"My daughter just entered singing ""Love you like a love song"". So, your love has a 3 1/2 minute expiration date? Well, I guess that's honest."
"What's DJ Khaleds favourite number? 11 because it has another 1."
"[as i'm getting buried alive by a serial killer] wait stop who's gonna feed my tamagotchis"
"Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law? Only a Sith deals in absolutes"
"What's ISIS favourite meal? Turkey! Its the bomb!"
"You know what my grandfather said right before he kicked the bucket? ""Hey, watch how far I can kick this bucket!"""