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Joke of the Day

"What stopped winter from coming? Winterfell and it can't get up."

"My brother kept increasing his entropy while intoxicated... He was arrested for being drunk and disorderly."

"I hear kleptomaniacs make the best detectives They pick up everything."

"What is long and hard that a Australian bride gets in her wedding night? Dick"

"I was going on my first date and my mom gave me a whistle... I asked her what purpose does this serve to which she replied, ""to remind you not to blow it."""

"Whats the difference between a woman and a plate? You can lick a plate dry"

"An alcoholic walks into a candy store... then a table, then a chair, floor."

"Lone Child My friend showed this joke to me and I had to post it on Reddit ""I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."""

"What's 12 inches long and stiff in the morning? Cot death."

"Yea autocorrect....I wanna luck your puddy and flick you in the asks. Perfect"