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Joke of the Day
"What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride? Walk-a Walk-a"
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"- Doctor, kiss me! - I can't. We, the doctors, follow a very strict work ethic that does not allow us to kiss our patients. Honestly speaking, I should have never even fucked you in the first place!"
"What do you say when you see a rainbow colored seacow O the hue manatee"
"What is it called when you pay a hooker? An Entrance Fee."
"There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand base n, those who don't, those who thought this would be a base n-1 joke, ..., and those who thought this would be a binary joke."
"2 blondes are taking a walk in a park... One of them says: ""Ouuh... look, a dead bird"" And the other looks up and asks: ""Where?"""
"Hi, I'm starting a support group for people who have trouble reaching orgasm... If you can't cum let me know."
"Who wants gold? amuse me first...hahaha"
"Why are squirrels actions so sexual? They are always trying to bust a nut"
"What is this special type of waffle called a ""Tennis racket"" and why does it taste like metal wires?"