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Joke of the Day

"Why did Moses vote for Al Gore? Because the last time he took political orders from a Bush, his country went mucking around in the Middle East for forty years."

"I wonder if this whole Ebola thing is going to go viral Thoughts?"

"I entered a joke contest and to increase my chances of winning I submit 10 jokes.... Unfortunately I didn't win, no pun in ten did..."

"""are you a programmer?"" not really. me is more of an amateur grammar"

"Come on iPhone! It's someone, not semen. Now my mom thinks I'll find semen to help me. Related: I'm looking for semen to help me."

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A Paragraph, because he's not a full Essay"

"So a man goes and tells his wife he's going to take the day off..."

"I once thought I had a Japanese friend. But it was just my imagin_asian_"

"To the account who followed me while I slept and then unfollowed me before I woke. My apologies for taking a break. It won't happen again!"

"Life is like a box of chocolates... Most of it sucks."