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Joke of the Day
"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? If it had four it'd be a sedan."
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"They should really replace, ""I now pronounce you man and wife"" with ""FINISH HIM!!"""
"We can't afford to take our kids to a corn maze this year so we're going to take them to an IKEA instead."
"I'm pretty bad at apologising.. So I just say... ""unfuck you""."
"How is your golf game? Eh... It's sub-par."
"What do geeks and nerds love but cant have? 80085"
"How do you get a white trash girl to suck your dick? Dip it in ranch dressing."
"YOU'RE GETTING SNOW! AND YOU'RE GETTING SNOW! AND YOU'RE GETTING SNOW! -Oprah Winfrey. Meteorologist"
"What is Napoleon Dynamite's Favorite TV Dinner? Tot Pockets"
"My friend told me that he saw a bowl so big that it was the size of Australia. Which I replied, ""Wanna know whats also the size of Australia? Australia."