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Joke of the Day

"When it comes to music..... Nobody beats The Jackson 5. Except for their dad. That guy beat the shit out of those kids."

"TIL that some barbers have haircut numbers ""Honey, I just went to the barbershop and had a fantastic number 2!"""

"A guy pick up a woman Then he puts her down"

"'Hit me with your pet shark' #RuinAn80sSong"

"A man spread his late wife's ashes on the lawn... ...so he could still cut her at least once a week."

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. We are very efficient and not very funny..."

"How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes? Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny"

"Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape? A: Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!"

"""Interested in mail enhancement?"" Me: u mean 'male' enhancement ""No. [whispering] what if I told u I could get ur mail like so fast bro"""

"'I want to see other kids.' ~Me, parenting."