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Joke of the Day

"My wife was getting freaky.. ... And she kept screaming 'Harder, Ryan!'. And that kind of made me mad, since my name is Leonard."

"Two Zulu's met in my shop today.. They just clicked."

"I don't know many football players except... The one with the Messi hair"

"So a guy walks into a bar where Eminem is the bartender Guy: Two shots please Eminem: You only get one shot"

"I went to a chyropracter today Oops, I meant a chiropractor. I stand corrected."

"Life is like a box if chocholates. It's full of nuts and you only enjoy some of it."

"What do you get when you mix Michael Jordan with Donald Trump? A Dunkin' Donut."

"What's the difference between a gun and a penis? One is used to kill brats, the other makes brats."

"Yo momma so fat and a slut... Her ass is the black-hole, it devours everything!!!"

"I met up with two friends of mine. One of them asked me what did I do yesterday, and I said I watched Rashomon. But the second friend had a different story."