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Joke of the Day

"If you guys need me I'll be strutting confidently through a parking lot toward a car that turns out not to be mine."

"The local news says we can tell there's been a power failure with their new app. Call me old fashioned but the lack of lights tips me off."

"Cleavage is like the Sun, you can glance at it for only a second, but if you wear sunglasses, you can look much longer."

"Why do people like office parties AND this joke? The punch line."

"Maybe tomorrow I'll do that thing I said I'd do yesterday."

"It's nice to see women who don't lose their figures as they grow older. They take such a long time to paint and Warhammer is expensive enough as it is."

"My favorite dinosaur is the Clitorous, its is the smallest of the dinosaurs, it is also hard to find because it likes to hide in the bushes Credit goes to comedian Etta May."

"When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant? Taco Tuesday"

"Oscar Pistorius really wanted a new bathroom door but his girlfriend was dead against it."

"How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it? With a monkey wrench."