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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between feminists and hockey players? Hockey players shower after 3 periods."
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"What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner? Carbon dating."
"Five most popular enhanced interrogation techniques.. .. The fourth one will shock you!"
"At my funeral, I'd like my family, my closest friends, and a high-pitched squeal no one can locate the source of"
"What's the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic corn-husker? One of them has the fits while shucking."
"Have you ever considered letting your wife sleep with a marriage counselor? - me as a marriage counselor"
"What if Harry Potter was dreaming for seven years because he ran headfirst into a wall at a train station?"
"Facebook is like prison because you write on walls and people you don't know poke you."
"[god creating ants] Anteater: finally"
"what if spiderman shot spaghetti out of his wrists instead of webbing and worked at the olive garden"