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Joke of the Day

"What's better than a pair of Emerency Medical Technicians? A paramedic(s)!"

"Which is an Islamic trait? A.heading B.heading C.heading"

"A three-legged dog walks into an old-timey saloon ""I'm lookin' for the man who shot my Paw."" (I know it's old but I'm feeling really down and this joke cheers me up.)"

"So did you guys hear that princess Diana was on the radio last week? ...and the dashboard, the windshield, and the hood of the car too"

"Why were 80% of Chicago police dash cams broken? Because you need to warm up before you kill a nigga."

"I just got a new job at a gay magazine. I'm a poofreader."

"Coworker: ""How was your weekend?"" Me: ""You know, they killed Socrates because he asked too many questions."""

"If Olive oil is made from olives - baby oil made from what? *is"

"What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber? No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar."

"What does one lesbian vampire say to the other? See you next month."