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Joke of the Day

"Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk? Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street."

"What happens if I make a cake with washing soda, not baking soda? You end up clean round the bend. Apologies for stealing the title from /r/science"

"I went to a Native American barber, but I wouldn't recommend him. I got an uneven haircut, and Apache shave."

"Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong."

"Today, I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a wall. As he turned and sneered at me, I thought, ""that's a little condescending."""

"I hate when you tell someone you're bored, and they suggest getting together. Then you have to explain that you're not quite that bored"

"There's always some truth behind: Just kidding, Knowledge behind: I don't know, Emotion behind: I don't care & Pain behind: It's okay."

"Fat, single and ready for a pringle!"

"An Islamic terrorist walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Good evening, sir! Would you like some alcohol?"" The terrorist replies, ""Yes, Allah-t of it!"""

"So I read the dictionary the other day. Turns out the zebra did it."