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Joke of the Day
"I prefer to date a man after I see how well he treats his wife."
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"I'm a practicing Catholic But I'm not ready to go pro just yet."
"I saw this really fit girl in the nightclub last night and she was wearing a chessboard patterned shirt..... So, I made a move on her."
"What Happens if you eat Yeast and Shoe Polish ? Every morning you will RISE and SHINE."
"*Brings Oreos to a Christmas cookie exchange*"
"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The respirator. (My dad told me this while he was cooking asparagus)"
"All I'm saying is, I've never seen my Ex and Satan in the same room together."
"When I say I go to the gym religiously, that usually means every christmas and easter."
"What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite football position? Tight end"
"Dad rocks,son shocked! Son - ""Dad whats the difference between confident and confidential?"" Dad - ""Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident. Your friend Timmy is also my son. That's confidential."""