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Joke of the Day

"I prefer to date a man after I see how well he treats his wife."

"What did Ron Goldman say to Nicole Brown Simpson at the Pearly gates? Heres your fucking sunglasses!"

"The shortest Irish joke in the world. Two Irishmen walked out of a pub."

"My sister got upset that I washed our puppy with my own, human shampoo. I reassured her it had already been tested on dogs."

"Have you heard the joke about the deaf guy? He hasn't."

"Whats the difference between a midget and a bigot? One is small and the Other is small minded!"

"Women don't deserve to be paid as much as men and should stay in the kitchen. I'd go on, but that's the misogyngist of it."

"Why Math is like Sex?"

"Asked to switch seats on the plane because I was sitting next to a crying baby. Apparently that is not allowed if the baby is yours."

"Listen up, guys Neil Diamond is the name of a famous American singer-songwriter but it's also a checklist for anyone about to propose"