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Joke of the Day
"Why do midgets laugh while running through the yard? The grass tickles their nuts."
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"[doc walks in holding up my X-rays with one hand & giving a thumbs down with the other] Bad news, pal. You're a skeleton."
"Little girl: ""Grandma, make a noise like a frog."" Grandma: ""Why?"" Little girl: ""Cause daddy says we'll make a lot of money when you croak."""
"What do you call a famous Internet pirate? Blackneckbeard."
"What is a gay dinosaur called? Nsfw Megasorass"
"Picking up women in bars is like picking up Avocadoes in a supermarket... You have no idea how damaged they are until you get them home."
"What do you call a white supremacist who doesn't eat meat? A vegitaryan"
"Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal? A: The lynx."
"Did you hear a macaroni penguin is running against Trump? He's leading in the poles."
"Apparently skinny girls are no longer to be called anorexic. They prefer ""trans-fat"""