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Joke of the Day
"There's no 72 virgins, guess where terrorists actually go when they die? *explosion* EVERYWHERE!"
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"What do you call a coi fish that can't swim? A decoi"
"What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table"
"Heard about the two guys who stole a calendar? They both got 6 months"
"What do you call a prostitutes first day on the job? A Grand Opening"
"What is a favorite film for an average girl? Mean Girls"
"Have you heard of the John Denver omelet? It's just like a regular Denver omelet, but it's served upside down in seawater."
"Despite it being close to Christmas, I'm still on my Summer diet... ...I'll have summer that, summer that, and summer that."
"accidentally called the guy at the oil change place ""mom"""
"What's the difference between a religion and a cult? The number of followers"