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Joke of the Day

"You know what we call comedy gold in the chemistry world? Ha2Au (I'm sorry, also the 2 should be sub-scripted but reddit wouldn't let me do that)"

"Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn't even entered."

"I see London, I see France! (I'm looking at Google maps)"

"What is the first symptom of AIDS? Pounding in the anus"

"What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs!"

"Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel? Because he was hydra-phobic."

"Put the punchline in the title Do you know what the best way to ruin a joke is?"

"""Darling, can I go out in this dress?"" ""Yes dear, it's already dark out."""

"My drug dealer sold me some shoes the other day... ...I dont know what he laced them with but Ive been tripping all day."

"Knock Knock Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Nobody who? ..."