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Joke of the Day
"Jewish Pedophile ""Do you want to buy some candies?"""
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"People making jokes about communism are all sharing laughs"
"Karma is my daughter bragging about getting to sleep late this week and forgetting to turn off her alarm."
"""Hey girl, are sitting on the F5 key?"" ""Because dat ass is refreshing."""
"What does Batman like in his lemonade? Just ice."
"My friend, Jack, is a pilot I said one day, ""hi,jack"" He.shot me."
"Spongebob might be the main character.... but Patrick is the star."
"I was standing next to a guy before he was brutally stabbed. It was a near-death experience."
"A 95 year old man and a 93 year old woman file for divorce. Lawyer: Why divorce now after all this time together? Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead."
"him: [slipping my panties off] why are u wearing 2 pairs of panties me: I'm not him: [sliding another pair off] omg how many are u wearing"