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Joke of the Day
"Bill Gates How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb? He buys a new house."
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"*whispers to dog wearing a 'working dog, do not pet' vest* psst what time does your shift end?"
"Why hasn't Beetle Bailey retired from the Army yet?"
"A Neutron walks into a bar ""I'd like a beer,"" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. ""How much will that be?"" asks the neutron. ""For you?"" replies the bartender, ""no charge."""
"I've got a great joke for you all! Runescape 3."
"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk!"
"What's big, black and loaded with aids? A new Cadillac Escalade with cruise control, lane alert, navigation, downhill descent control and parking assist."
"I've just noticed my wife is wearing her sexy underwear. This can only mean one thing She's behind with the washing."
"I was really angry when my wife tried to sue me for impotence But luckily they couldn't make it stand up in court"
"Parallel Lines have so much in common It's a shame that they'll never meet"