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Joke of the Day
"Bill Gates How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb? He buys a new house."
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"What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large"
"So my dad was all ""stop eating my pills"" and then I was like ""stop melting into the floor and spinning multi colored webs you talking lamp"""
"I'm at my most Liam Neeson when my food is missing from the employee fridge."
"Obama: Didn't think he'd be late Biden: I gave him the wrong address Obama: Joe he's the president-elect Biden: idgaf what they call him"
"I just got a job in a Reggae band. I've just got a job in a Reggae band, It's rather easy because I play the Triangle... All I do is stand at the back n ting."
"""It's MY way, or that other way!"" -Ultimatums before the invention of the highway"
"What do you call a German who is up themselves? A deutsche-bag"
"Others change, but you should be yourself! said one corn to another in the digestive tract"
"They called their son Honest Abe, because his father was honest. They called their daughter Bloody Mary..."