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Joke of the Day
"How do fish get high? Seaweed"
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"Balloons think they're so cool. I tried to tell one he was leaking and he just said, ""Pfft."""
"Yo mama so poor [21st Century Update] she still has her daddy genitals"
"A Haiku For My Salad: I do not like you You will never be grilled cheese You make my mouth sad"
"I have a feeling drinking Coke all these years is probably more detrimental to polar bears than global warming."
"My hand has never pumped so hard for a little squirt. Stupid empty soap bottle."
"Teacher: Why are you late? Boy: My fish died. Teacher: What fish? Boy: You don't know him he goes to different school."
"True self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn."
"Be There or Be Square Because if you will be there, you will be around."
"You know your girlfriend is fat when... When she fits into your wife's cloths."