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Joke of the Day
"You momma so stupid.. She got fired from the m&m factory for throwing away all the W's"
Next Joke
"What's the difference between and egg and a wank? You can beat an egg."
"What do you call two fake number fours next to each other? Fauxty faux"
"Roommate and I got our first electric bill and long story short we're now Amish"
"My Life get it, cause my life is a joke! *badum tisss*"
"I thought my roommate was a good person but he just threw away a box of unfinished Wendy's chicken nuggets."
"What mouse has two legs? Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs?"
"Android lets you use ""Lumos"" for the flashlight, ""Silencio"" for the notifications... but not ""Incendio"". That is a Samsung exclusive."
"What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu? For swine flu, you use oink-ment and for bird flu, you get tweet-ment."
"I have an asian friend who always points out the obvious things I call him obvious lee"