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Joke of the Day
"You momma so stupid.. She got fired from the m&m factory for throwing away all the W's"
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"I got excited when I came across this ""topless Bar"", in kolkata while driving home last night. I walked in and was shocked to find out that it had no roof !"
"If you call the suicide hotline in Iraq they ask if you know how to drive a truck."
"First take an ass and put another ass behind it. Then I come. Then the whole nation comes after me.... That is how you spell assassination"
"Why would anyone want to remove their laser hair?"
"Prince has died. The artist fully known as alive."
"A couple had a fight one night, Going to bed husband said, Good night mother of my three kids, Wife said, Good night father of none."
"What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common? No touching!"
"I bet you 80908429702979720947290472390749270 ... That you didn't read that number :)"
"Seagull joke Q: What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts? A: Steven Seagull"