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Joke of the Day
"Why would anyone want to remove their laser hair?"
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"My bike wheel really surprised me the other day. It spoke"
"When I hear Billy Joel I want to kick the nearest nut sackackackackack"
"Just a quick plug for the /r/antiantijokes subreddit It's absurd"
"Can you say three two-letter words that mean small? Is it in?"
"Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ? Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!"
"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? Haha, don't be silly. Feminists can't change anything!"
"I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles, my next crap could spell disaster!"
"I just met my 4 day old nephew yesterday, and today he acts like he doesn't even know me. Kids are assholes."
"Whiteboards are remarkable."