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Joke of the Day
"Dogs can't operate MRI scanners. But catscan."
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"Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red? Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa."
"I always tell my kids that it's ok to make mistakes as long as you learn how to blame them on other people."
"There are 10 kinds of people Those who know binary and those who don't"
"I would tell you another chemistry joke... But all the best ones Argon."
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"What US city has the dirtiest waffles? San Diego"
"The pessimist in me says 'the glass is half empty'... The optimist in me says 'at least it's whiskey'."
"I saw a poor old woman slip over on some ice the other day... ... at least I think she was poor; she only had $3 in her purse."
"Why couldn't Bing start a fire? No matches founds"