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Joke of the Day

"I've written a book about reverse psychology Please don't buy it."

"Help me practice my knife throwing skills. You catch."

"What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common? They both crumble under pressure"

"I started a camp for kids with ADHD. It's a Concentration camp."

"Why are some girls so odd? Because they can't even."

"Don't smoke kids... Because smoking kids is illegal."

"I heard the Spanish were trying to make a drug out of kinetic energy... Be careful though, because you could get an Mv^2 overdose."

"Mike Pence has a strong resume, including Governor of Indiana and Shawshank Prison Guard. #VPDebate"

"A real Don Juan has to dress not only tasteful but also very quickly."

"What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm? Take me to your breeder !"