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Joke of the Day
"Hey, did you fall from heaven? So did Satan."
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"So you hate Facebook? Thanks for sharing that with me on Facebook."
"Why did God create black men? So fat white girls could dance (and get laid)."
"Non english speakers, translate the best joke you have from your language. Other redditors will have to guess from what country the joke is. Obviously, names and places will have to be translated too."
"Me and my girlfriend bought a copy of the Kama Sutra to spice up our love life... ... I just can't seem to fit it inside her. Shouldn't have gotten the hardcover version I guess."
"Plagiarism Hey! I invented a new word: plagiarism."
"What did one flea say to the other after a night out ? Shall we walk home or take a dog ?"
"All I got for my last birthday was a pack of sticky playing cards. I found it really hard to deal with."
"God invented co-workers to remind us that dying alone wouldn't be such a bad thing."
"What's the difference between the Denver Broncos and a lottery ticket One has a better chance of getting struck by lightning than winning, the other is a lottery ticket"