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Joke of the Day

"Hey, did you fall from heaven? So did Satan."

"Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house? Because he was Snowden"

"I don't see the point of buying an autobiography when I can just flip to the last page and read the author's biography."

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"I met a girl with 12 nipples once... Sounds funny Dozen tit"

"How does a scientist make a hormone? The same way I do: don't pay her!"

"Did you hear about the terrorist with a house fetish? I hear he blew his house."

"The Indian food market My buddy asked me if I wanted to get lunch with him at the new Indian food market and I said namaste (nah... ima stay)"

"""Doctor, doctor! I think I'm going deaf."" ""Well, describe the symptoms for me."" said the Doctor. ""Alright,"" said the patient ""Well, Marge has blue hair and Homer's bald."""

"When does a black person goes to school? When it's being built!"