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Joke of the Day
"I would watch NASCAR if the drivers had had as much to drink as the fans."
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"I was gonna tell you a gay joke... Butt fuck it"
"Wait. What? You need two people for sex? What does the other one do?"
"My friend asked me if I was ready to go to the nudist colony I was born ready."
"HOW MANY LAWYER JOKES ARE THERE? Q. How many lawyer jokes are there? A. Three...the rest are all true."
"Why did spider-man cross the road? To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*"
"What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast? Sugar Puff Daddy"
"Just got an email from a necrophiliac wishing me dead. Hey, thanks for the compliment!"
"Things I know I cannot do but still try to: 1. Cartwheel 2. Hit the high note 3. Move things with my mind 4. Eat 'just one' 5. Be Cool"
"I decided to be vegan! Until I realized that it was a missed steak"