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Joke of the Day
"Kim Kardashian is a big fan of Einstein After she discovered he invented reality tv"
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"When I was younger my dad showed me pictures of why to wear condoms during sex. The funny thing is, they were all pictures of me."
"That mini-heartattack you get when you sport a typo in your tweet."
"I just made up a joke. Knock knock... Who's there? A mister. A mister who? A mister rains down in Africa. ... works better if you say it out loud."
"My girlfreind says I'm an idiot who can't do anything right. So I packed her bags and left."
"Of Course the Moon Landings Were Staged I've never heard of a single staged rocket going to the moon."
"[In Club] *slides up to girl on dance floor ""This is my jam"" *hands her a jar ""I wrote my number on the label. Text me if you want more..."""
"Farrah Fawcett's last wish was for all the children in the world to be safe, then Michael Jackson died."
"If my guitar weeped, gently or otherwise, the song I'd write would be called, ""Holy Shit, My Fucking Guitar Is Weeping."""
"What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand? Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)"