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Joke of the Day

"My friend's name is Iceewe Neer He sounds like a dick but once you get to know him he's actually pretty chill."

"Heidi Klum was waiting for a call from Donald Trump She never got it.. His phone was only 99.99% charged so he couldn't do it."

"The CS:GO Joke. In a COMP match in CSGO how many people does Olofmeister kill? Olofem"

"My vacuum cleaner is so good it collects dust even when I don't use it."

"How long is a pedicure? 2 feet."

"The best way to get a woman to argue with you is to say something"

"What do baby parabola drink? Their Quadratic Formula!"

"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce unionized."

"Trump may not fulfill all of his campaign promises... ...but he sure is making Saturday Night Live great again."

"Good thing ""you only live once"" has really caught on otherwise we might all kill ourselves like it's no big deal"