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Joke of the Day

"When I was young, my dad told me chocolate milk came from brown cows. I really envied little black breastfed babies after that."

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"What's the fastest curry in the world? Usain Balti.."
"Opened a can of Pillsbury rolls and was reminded of why I shouldn't wear skinny jeans."
"Peter Gabriel, after watching Miley Cyrus's ""Wrecking Ball"" video. ""Well, I certainly don't wanna be HER sledgehammer!"""
"So the other day I was pressing my clothes But it turned out I had just made even more creases. I was so upset. I guess I couldn't handle the irony."
"Her: 911, what's your emerge- Me: SOMEONE'S WEARING CROCS! Her: Sir, that's not an em- Me: WITH A FANNY PACK! Her: I'll send an officer."
"They say a mind is a terrible thing to waste. You have nothing to worry about."
"It was dark and hazy and I accidentally fapped to Rihanna .. thinking she was Halle berry"
"If a dog has puppies in a public place, can they be arrested for littering?"
"I hate when my in-laws come. It's such a bitch to clean."