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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the new Web MD zodiac? All the signs say Cancer."

"I bet the only thing more stressful than defusing a bomb is letting your husband pack for a big trip."

"There aren't that many casinos in Africa. Cause there are too many cheetahs. And if you meet one who claims he isn't a cheetah, he's probably lion to you."

"I received a text message from an unknown number ""I'm sorry. It's not your fault. I met someone else. Please don't call me anymore!"" ... Even other people's girlfriends are dumping me now"

"Shooting guns is a stupid hobby. Its much easier and more cost efficient to shoot targets!"

"Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher? Because he was Haydn."

"I finally quit smoking because it was bad for my wealth."

"I saw a smart car get hit with a snow ball today, yep, it was totalled!"

"Researchers have found why bears hibernate. ""They're sad due to a break up"" said one. ""It's been a year Brent. Move on. I have"" said another"

"If by loves to travel you mean secretly following you every where you go from a safe distance then yes I love to travel."