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Joke of the Day

"ON THE INTERNET : Ughh.. I hate people so much.. APPLYING FOR JOB : I love working with people and I am very sociable"

"I like my friends like I like my coffee... I gave it up for lent"

"my last words when I die will be See you later.....maan."

"How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore? You tell her that her smile is contagious."

"Where are five gay guys on a bus headed to? One Direction"

"What's Irish and stays out all night? Paddy O'Furniture"

"What did the book say to the librarian? Can I take you out?"

"Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with? Thor."

"I want to get back on the merry go round... ...but I'll need a moment of inertia."

"What is a Christians Favorite Insect? The Praying Mantis"