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Joke of the Day
"What's fast and can breathe underwater? Not a toddler, I can tell you that"
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"My friend showed me her new vegan pants. I know vegans can be annoying and everything, but should we really be making pants out of them?"
"When cute black and white bears start communing with spirits, it's pandanormal."
"This year for Christmas, I asked for a new pair of scissors.... My old pair just wasn't cutting it!!!"
"I've always sucked at math! How many people should there be in a relationship?"
"yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W's."
"Did you hear about the short-sighted circumciser? He got the sack.."
"Thank God It's Monday"" ~ My Liver"
"Went from being single to being single like a boss."
"Why is it easier for married black men to cheat? Because their ring doesn't leave a tan line when they take it off!"