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Joke of the Day
"Where do crabs take the train? King's Cross Station :)"
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"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often."
"A couple was having sex in the front seat of the car. They were very horny!"
"Tell me your favourite version of The Aristocrats"
"Me: What's your strongest weakness? Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!"
"Me: *Sweeping* Wife: Excuse me Me: *Slams broom on floor* YOU SHALL NOT PASS Wife: ... Me: That's from lord of Wife: MOVE! Me: *Moves*"
"My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic... But if I'm gonna have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord."
"My wife's birthday is in two days, and she told me ""Nothing would make me happier than a diamond ring"". So I bought her nothing."
"For sale: The entire Internet on 33,674,964,367 DVDs. Or without porn, on 54 DVDs."
"The cat puked all over the bath mat so I just tossed it into the trash can. Then I put the bath mat in the washer."