195046

Joke of the Day

"""conference"" comes from the Latin ""con"" meaning ""together with"" and ""ference"" meaning ""the worst people on earth"""

"The future is now An electrical engineer invented a new kind of transistor that uses tapioca instead of silicon. He called it the boba FET."

"Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California? Because they, like, can't even deal."

"A joke my grandfather told me Women's rights"

"There is a James Brown impersonator in South Korea. He's known as the Godfather of Seoul."

"How do you cancel your appointment at the spermicides bank? You call and say you can't cum. Edit:typo"

"Customer: I'd like a watch that tells time. Clerk: Don't you have a watch that tells time? Customer: No you have to look at it."

"I'm actually kind of handsome when you're drunk and the light is low and there's no other dudes around and you have low standards."

"Sexting gone wrong I accidentally sent a picture of my dick to everyone in my address book today. Not only was it really embarrassing, it cost me a fortune in stamps."

"I just got laid ... off."