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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball"

"How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end."

"The worst thing about Jonestown jokes? The punch line."

"the last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the statue of liberty"

"People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible."

"What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ? Three blind mice !"

"The weirdest thing just happened. I had Cancer, then 15 people on Facebook were brave enough to change their statuses, & now I'm cured."

"I've been sending naked pictures of myself to the TSA. I'm not traveling anywhere, but as an American, I want to be helpful."

"What's long and green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."

"I was going to make a illegal immigrant joke But I wouldn't want to cross that border"