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Joke of the Day

"I've been sending naked pictures of myself to the TSA. I'm not traveling anywhere, but as an American, I want to be helpful."

"If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I think you should be brave enough to ask that girl out."

"Do you know the difference between a man and a Government Bond? A man matures with time."

"Hillary Clinton says to the Devil, ""What happened? You promised me that I'd win the election?"" The Devil replies, ""Yeah, and you promised me a soul."""

"What do you call a black man flying a plane A pilot"

"Ronda Rousey should change her name... To Sasha Grey, because her ass got wrecked."

"Why do gay men get so much hate? Because sometimes, they're fucking assholes."

"Why do Jews have blue penises? Because they're tight-fisted wankers."

"i made up a joke once one day i made up a joke, but i am lactose intolerant and so i died"

"Trump joke last night... What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election? ""Pardon me"""