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Joke of the Day

"I've been sending naked pictures of myself to the TSA. I'm not traveling anywhere, but as an American, I want to be helpful."

"What's the best part of having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of 'em."

"What did they call that ancient philosopher from China who quoted a lot about a woman's pussy? cuntfucius"

"another car tip: once a month, open the hood and rip out one thing. most of the engine is decorative and weighs down your car"

"What happens to a politician when he takes a Viagra? He gets taller."

"On the the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me.. Nothing. I don't have a girlfriend."

"A blond is driving to DisneyLand... She sees a sign saying ""DisneyLand left"" so she turns around and drives home."

"I stole a stripper's kid. It was like taking baby from a Candi."

"They say shoe size correlates with penis size... ...which makes getting raped by a clown that much more terrifying."

"this is a joke consoles"