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Joke of the Day
"*gets stabbed ""Omg that knife was clean right??"""
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"How did the butcher introduce his wife? He said ""Meet Patty"""
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopuss"
"I'm gonna try and shoot the whole school Said the yearbook photographer"
"The Wright Way ""I think it is wrong that one company makes Monopoly."" -Steven Wright"
"Waiter I'd like a cup of coffee please with no cream. I'm sorry sir but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?"
"My dog was diagnosed with diabetes. Its okay though, I only had to give her one shot. I chose a .357 magnum."
"What do you get if you run in front of a car? A: Tired Bonus Follow-up Joke! Q: What do you get when you run behind a car? A: Exhausted"
"The legal age of drinking in Alabama has been changed to 31... Representatives hope that it will keep underage drinking out of high schools"
"So one man walks into a bar and the other one ducks."