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Joke of the Day
"ll be posting telepathically today.. So if you think of something funny, that was me."
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"In the 17th century, villagers would burn down entire neighborhoods to combat diseases such as bubonic plague, typhus, and gluten."
"The biggest cause of paedophilia in the world today... ...sexy kids"
"How do you make a ghoul float? 1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul."
"What's the difference between a black guy and a bench A bench can support a family."
"Stop being so hard on yourself. You don't have to be a complete idiot. Just be the best idiot you can be."
"*donates my body to science* Science: no thank you"
"With my wife it was sex, sex, sex... Yes, three times in 35 years"" -Bob Monkhouse"
"ME EVREY MORNIG: nonono no noNO no NONO NO!!! ME EVREY NIGHT: u know wat wil make my morning amazing?! setting my favorite song as my alarm"
"Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Campbell in the chin. He broke every bone in that leg."