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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend always keep her boobs pressed against my face when she asks me for expensive things.She calls it the ""Booby trap"""

"Roses are red violets are take your clothes off"

"ME: I need help losing weight. I've tried everything. NARRATOR: He hadn't tried anything at all. Nothing."

"Lance Armstrong revealed this Tour De France will be his last, again. Not even Brett Favre believes him anymore."

"My wife just dropped her keys & said ""What's WRONG with me?"" & I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question."

"what do you call a fake spaghetti? an impasta"

"so two elderly grapes are talking then one of the grapes says, is it just me or are you looking a bit prune?"

"The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed...... unless it meets Chuck Norris."

"The clock is ticking... 9:09 9:10 George Bush 9:12"

"What's another name for semen? (w)Hole Milk!! :D"