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Joke of the Day
"Jared Leto's primary preparation for his role as the Joker was changing his middle name to Stil"
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"My wife tried to sue me for impotence But luckily they couldn't make it stand up in court"
"""Just how drunk are you?"" - ""French toast"""
"The orthodontist says I'm doing a ""super job"" wearing my retainers. All this really means is that I'm able to put things in my mouth."
"Girls always think i'm ugly until they look into my wallet then they think i'm ugly and poor"
"God said too Joseph, come fourth and be granted with enternal life... Joseph came fifth and got a toaster"
"A man asks his dog, ""Can you speak English?"" The dog replies, ""Por supuesto que puedo hombre no tonta, soy un perro!"""
"What do you call a rapping computer? Mac-klemore"
"What do you call a French hooker in Pakistan? Lahore"
"I invented four new karate moves while trying to get an automatic paper towel dispenser to work."