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Joke of the Day

"I call McDonald's to make a reservation for Valentine's Day, just to listen to the stammering and confusion from the kid answering the phone"

"When does a bed grow longer? At night because two feet are added to it."

"I named my vagina ""TARDIS"". It's bigger on the inside."

"Why do gypsies suck at basketball? They always travel and their stealing attempts end up failing."

"Let's hear it for snow!.. The only time that four inches can keep a woman in bed all day."

"What did Russians use for light before candles? Light bulbs"

"Sometimes you have to end a relationship because of the way they chew."

"What's a parrot's favourite game? Monopoly!"

"I'm not fat! My DNA's just bold font."

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you drink through that?"