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Joke of the Day

"Good one liner You have a striking face.....how many times has it been struck?"

"A fish swims into a wall. It says damn!"

"I tried to explain what integers are It was pointless"

"Why Didn't The Skeleton Go To The Party? Because he had no body to go with"

"What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A CARROT"

"I can't wait till I have kids so I can drive slowly past McDonalds and tell them there's food at home when they ask for some.."

"What's your favorite Andrew ""Dice"" Clay Joke? Including dirty nursery rhymes."

"What do a Tupperware designer and a horny walrus have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal."

"""These mushrooms aren't poisonous!"" - Somebody's last words"

"I was going to get married once... ...but then I got sick with cancer."