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Joke of the Day
"Good one liner You have a striking face.....how many times has it been struck?"
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"Titanic sank 103 years ago... ...making it the only thing your mom didn't go down on! Hi-YO!"
"Pranks I think pranks are incredibly immature. They're such a childish way to interact with your friends and family. Why would anyone...lol jk! Gotcha, I love pranks!"
"What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone? Oops"
"How did Canada name their country? They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
"What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman? ""I think I'm in loaf."" Ba dum, tss."
"What did one hat say to another? You stay here, I'll go on a head!"
"What do you call a giant firebreathing lizard with a procrastination problem Dragon his feet"
"PIGS A woman is walking her dog, when suddenly a man walks up to her. Man: ""Where'd you get the pig""? Woman: ""How DARE you call my dog that!"" Man: ""I was talking to the dog!"""
"It's cute that you think everyone is jealous of you. We actually just don't like you."