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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beck ! Beck who ? Beckfast of champions !"
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"Why is an egg like a young horse? Because it can't be used until it's broken!"
"[bum holds his hand out] ""can I have some change?"" change comes from within ""thank u. now I'm not poor anymore"""
"How are women and tornadoes alike? They are both loud as fuck when they come, they take the house when they leave."
"Infomercials that present themselves as ""special"" news reports - Who exactly are these fooling?"
"What do you call someone who masturbates a lot? A nutcracker."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the little bitch's house."
"My friend told me he found a Gaylord Perry rookie card in his attic. Incredible. I had no fucking clue they made trading cards for the cast of Friends."
"My girlfriend recently said that she needs some time and distance... Is she trying to calculate velocity?"
"Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along? Because they have no chemistry"