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Joke of the Day
"Infomercials that present themselves as ""special"" news reports - Who exactly are these fooling?"
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"Donald Trump has been saying he will run for president as a Republican. Which is surprising, since I just assumed he was running as a joke."
"A plane crushed on top of a cemetery In the evening news: So far they found 255 body... but they continue the digging."
"Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart) A2: By doing the splits."
"Nice Girls are found in every corner of the world... ...unfortunately, the world is round."
"What do you name a girlfriend you haven't had for a long time? Palmela Handerson"
"It's 2017, and President Hillary has ordered the minting of new coinage to celebrate female empowerment in the 21st Century. What is the new coin called? A Shilling, of course."
"Sometimes my eye-rolls are the most exercise I get all day."