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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING NEWS: Man gets out of offending people by saying ""present company excluded of course"" after highly offensive statement"

"If I ever become rich, you know where all my money is going? To the bank"

"Why do native american's hate snow? Because it's white & on their land."

"College students... Thief: ""Give me all your money !"" Me: ""I'm a college student..."" Thief: ""... Have some of mine."""

"""My homework ate my dog"" -student in python breeding class"

"I have bathed in the blood of virgins! I had a nosebleed in the shower."

"I don't think my wife likes me very much when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance."

"What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."

"Santa at an interview in an IT Company. Manager: Do you know MS Office? Santa: If you give me the address, I will go there sir."

"What is the first symptom of AIDS? Pounding in the anus"